Broke Back...

Disclaimer: As I lie on my bed and write this post , let me assure you that I am as straight as it can get...

And hence this post it not related to broke back mountain rather its about a broken back...My broken back. The doctor has adviced me three days of bed rest. So I thought I might enlist some common causes of back problems which could have brought me to my present state

?Can it be due to some serious Back breaking work
No, I cannot relate to any kind of back breaking work as I have always been a very efficient person . Kindly appreciate my idea of efficiency as explained below.
Efficiency= Output/Input
My output in nearly constant (since it always -> zero), hence I keep on incearsing my efficiency by reducing my output

??Its also not related to any kinda of accident while exercising(The work 'exercise' here includes all the possible definitions your dirty mind can throw;-))

???Is is because of any trauma of the past
No, again since I have long recovered from the pain of innumerable 'Technical salam`s' we had given to our seniors at the time of ragging

????Is my kamariya (back) nazuk (weak)
No again,since its perimeter is reminicent of a banyan tree...

?????Did I lift something heavy
Possible, I might have paid heed to few , among the people who keep on saying 'Cmon,get your big ass moving'?

But sometimes you just have to bend forward to fold your jeans and if you have the luck I posses, you`ll experience the most gruesome pain you`ll ever encounter.

So what have been the aftereffects?

- I have become even more 'laid back' now;-)
- I could now justify the 'Buddha' tag put off late by some of my female friends
- I have become more religious since with each movement, the only word that comes out is 'Ya Allah'
- I am actually enjoying being pampered at home

Anyways I hope to be 'Back' on work on tuesday...God willing...Inshallah

Recession just hit my brain!!

Kya mein bottle mei padi ...sadti sharab hoon
Ya mein ghode ka ....bacha hua julab hoon

Kya mein khoya hua ...heera ek naayaab hoon
Ya mein band padi..... hotel Arbaab hoon

Kya mein khade collor ka rubaab hoon
Ya mein bageeche mein murjhaya .....ek gulab hoon

Kya mein seekh pe jala kebab hoon
Ya mein purani baawdi mein baansta...... aab hoon

Kya mein latakte chamgadhad ka ....pankhe surkhaab hoon
Ya mein gande naale si nadi...... chenaab hoon

Kya mein nahi dabaya hua .....aadab hoon
Ya mein mehakti hui .....geeli jurab hoon

Kya mein dimaag ki bujhi batti...... kharab hoon
Aur kya mein ab aapko pakane mei kaamyaab hoon?